yurunyan:

i’m sending this to anyone i have a crush on from now to the end of time

aanditgoeslikethis:

50 shades of vagina

http://sumptuous-body.tumblr.com/

sweetbabycheesus:

no homo. none

tbhfunk:

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

lindsaylohoean:

calms:

spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

“go fetch :)”

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

broblerones:

“animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!”